Saucer Spotter Gifts

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Tiny Visions

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Look! There's Santa!'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

"I love their use of space"

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

"I love a scary film"

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Used space shuttle

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

Take us to the Younglings!

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"

Accident

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

A subway train waits with people at the tracks.