Saucer Spotter Gifts

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

Fruit Bowl

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Tiny Visions

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

Moon: Made in China

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

It's for you.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

'Look! There's Santa!'

'I know it's dark out here - we're traveling faster than the speed of light'

Getting Closer

'Honest, Mom, I was nowhere near it.'

"I love their use of space"

'My home planet has been totally destroyed by global warming...we're going to invade your planet!'

'Euston, we have a problem...'

'I think I finally spotted a star between the spy satellites.'

'Reverend, my husband didn't make it to church today. Could I have a list of the sins you mentioned in your sermon?'

"I love a scary film"

"Don't worry, everybody will be expecting an elephant in the room."

"Wouldn't it be faster if we just flew to Brooklyn?"

Oh, come one, they can't all look like squirrels!

"What the... you brought the wrong bag!"

Take us to the Younglings!

Metro North Entrance: Closed because it's broken.

Used space shuttle

Accident

"It was awesome! I was so well camouflaged he didn't see me, but I saw Santa!"