Sugar Spotter Gifts

'Why not use dental floss instead of candy floss?!'

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Tiny Visions

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Excuse me, I think you'll find I've reserved that luggage rack space ..."

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Moon: Made in China

"Did you know he'd joined a squirrel watchers club?"

'What kind of filling would you like?'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

If the Brontë sisters wrote science fiction

"It's just a jogger!" "It's just a car!" "There's nothing out there now!" "I was thinking of the squirrel I saw last week"

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Diets: Sweets and Biscuits.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

'Another sad case of an over dose on uncut sugar cereal.'

Eviction Notice for Earth...

"You can stop now. The squirrels are gone."

'If I promise to be good for the next 30 years, can I have some sweets Dad?'

"Is this the Canterbury Train?"

"No, he's not in right now, he's out demographing."

Sunset Attraction

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

It's for you.

"Now she could watch the special on root canal treatment."

"Your chocolate biscuits and cakes are getting smaller - and where's your sweets aisle?"

Cat on Board.

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

8 items or fewer.

'Look! There's Santa!'

"I'd just like to congratulate you on how skillfully you've hidden my novel!"

Do not pass.