Sweet Tooth Spotter Gifts

'I take it I'm a person of interest?'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

Cake Free Zone

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

Bubble gum leaves

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Thou Shalt Not!

Another day in the Splenda mines

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Let's skip to dessert

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

Cookie Surveillance

'Wow, are all these desserts for here, or are you going to stuff your faces in the privacy of your own home?'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'You see? The name of the store is 'DOG NUTS'.'

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'Trade you lunches?'

"We didn't have any whipped cream, so I used foaming hand soap."

"I don't usually like green food, but that looks pretty good."

Ice Cream Flavors

"It's marzipan pigs."