Sweet Tooth Seducer Gifts

"But we already had sex."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Boy on father's knee

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Eating ice cream.

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Floor it, Mom!'