Sweet Tooth Seducer Mugs

"But we already had sex."

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Boy on father's knee

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Eating ice cream.

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

No such thing as a chocolate overdose!

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

Ice Cream Flavors

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Would you like to see a dessert menu or do you not need a little treat after each meal?"

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"You can eat all the cake you want and still get into heaven."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'Please help - can't afford sweets - spent pocket money on mobile phone credit.'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

'Floor it, Mom!'