Sweet Tooth Enabler Mugs

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Boy on father's knee

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Eating ice cream.

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You're good mum. But, Billy's mum is a better cook than you. She only knows how to make chocolate cake."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

Ice Cream Flavors

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she'd leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

"But we already had sex."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Mum's Apple Pies With Acknowledgement to Dad

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

"Of course I'm polite, I'm cordial!"

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.