Sweet Tooth Navigator Gifts

'I've set up a savings account where I deposit a pound every time I stop myself buying chocolate. It's overdrawn.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Cake Free Zone

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Barbecued dessert, anyone? The coals are PERFECT now!

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Bubble gum leaves

Thou Shalt Not!

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Another day in the Splenda mines

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'Guess what I've got for lunch today...a piece of my wife's delicious rum cake.'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

Let's skip to dessert

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"That's part of my Quality Control Program."

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"How come we never have 'Baked Alaska'?"

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."