Sweet Tooth Soothsayer Gifts

'In this aisle I'm a real fortune teller - I 'NO' all.'

Sweet surprise.

Secret sweetie drawer...

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Giant Birthday Cake

Cake Writer's Block

"But we already had sex."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'I kept wondering for years...am I red with white stripes or white with red stripes? I became so mixed up. Now, look at me.'

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Doomed Food Group

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."