Sweet Tooth Reformer Gifts

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Boy baking a cake.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

List of things to do today. Make list of things to do tomorrow.

Cake Writer's Block

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

"But we already had sex."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'We're out of sugar pills, so I'm giving you some M&M's.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

The best baker in Bath!

Health Conscious Halloween

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

"I finally broke Joe of his excessive nose picking."

Doomed Food Group

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

Don't binge and drive.

'I take it I'm a person of interest?'

"This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing: it's salty."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa