Sweet Tooth Reformer Pillows

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."

See, eating healthy isn't so bad...."

"Look, you bake the cookies, I eat them the system works."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

Boy baking a cake.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

"Cupcakes for the judge? You're new here, aren't you?"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"But we already had sex."

Cake Writer's Block

'Skip the meal more room for dessert!'

Dessert Storm Veteran

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

Doomed Food Group

'I hate chocolates that are gooey inside but I love Valentine's cards that are all gooey inside.'

"P..P..Please! Just leave me alone!!"

The best baker in Bath!

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Health Conscious Halloween

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

"This sugar substitute is perfect except for one thing: it's salty."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'And leave any chocolatey looking bits - the cat's been in the garden again,'

Don't binge and drive.

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'