Sweet Tooth Tamer Gifts

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Boy baking a cake.

Dentist Training School.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

"But we already had sex."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

When I see you I turn to jelly!

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'