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'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Can I give you a slice of the action?

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

Dentist Training School.

Boy baking a cake.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Ice Cream Flavors

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"It's something I made myself - chocolate covered veggies."

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"Those visions of sugar plums aren't an eye problem. You're just in the holiday spirit."

'It's an emergency! The sitter wants to know where Marmaduke's doggie treats are!'

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"But we already had sex."

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own

Bakery: Xmas Logs.

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'What do you think? Does my lemonade need more sugar?'

Dr. Frankenstein: 'Heyyyy, What THE...?!'

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

"What do you recommend for someone recovering from a tantrum?"

"I don't care how much I own – there's still something unsatisfying about digital Girl Scout Thin Mints."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'His name is Ralph, but he'll only come to you if you shout 'biscuit'.'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."