Sweet Tooth Slayer Gifts

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'I'm worried about him, he eats his vegetables, but not his dessert!'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

A Sticky Buns Bakery is positioned next to a gym.

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Dracula acquires a taste for maple syrup.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

Secret sweetie drawer...

"If you dress in a costume that they can't figure out, they feel guilty and give you more candy."

'Hey, honey bun!'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

"I've had enough sweets for one day."

Ice Cream Flavors

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

One latte? That'll be $4.50. That apple fritter sounds good. I'll have that too. Ok. Anything else? No, that's it. Are you sure? Of course I'm sure. That's all. That'll be $9.00 even. Ooh, are those macaroons fresh? I'll have a macaroon too. One latte, one apple fritter and one macaroon, and that's it. Well what are you waiting for? I don't have all day.

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'Bon Bons Away!'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

'My mom told me to keep my hands out of the cookie jar, but nothing about my head.'

An angry gang of Pinatas have found a Family celebrating a Birthday, bashing the stuffings out of one of their own