Sweet Tooth Soldiers Gifts

Cathy hires an armed guard to help with her diet.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Ninja bread men"

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Baking

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

Sandy Floss

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'