"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"
Sweet Tooth Army Gifts
Searching for the perfect gift for the sweet tooth army? Our collection features humorous and charming items that highlight a love for sweets and treats. Ideal for those who indulge happily, these products add a whimsical touch to their everyday life. From playful mugs to cozy pillows, find something that speaks their sweet language and makes their confectionery passion stand out.
"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"
Lady of the Cake.
Ice Cream Surgeon
I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.
Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream
"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"
'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'
'Are you made of sugar?'
"Too much sugar."
"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"
'He made an excellent jelly.'
"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."
Revenge of the Jelly Mother.
"Ninja bread men"
"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."
'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'
"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."
Layer cake
Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!
"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."
"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"
Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up
"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."
In case of Emergency: Break Glass
'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'
"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"
"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"
Do you have any cookies you aren't using?
"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."
"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."
"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"
Chocolate Shop
'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'
Cake Friday!
Sweet Tooth Army Gifts Collection
Sweet Tooth Army Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs for the sweet tooth army—quirky, charming, and perfect for indulging every caffeine fix.
Sweet Tooth Army Pillows
Browse our pillows for the sweet tooth army—soft and fun, ideal for cozying up with a touch of sweetness.
Sweet Tooth Army Prints
Discover prints for the sweet tooth army—vivid, playful designs to brighten up any space.
Sweet Tooth Army T-Shirts
Check out our t-shirts for the sweet tooth army—humorous and stylish, great for flaunting their love of sweets.