Sweet Tooth Army T-Shirts

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Layer cake

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"An untested recipe. An uncalibrated oven. Substituted ingredients. And yet, the cake...the cake is...magnificent!"

Chocolate Shop

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

Cake Friday!