Sweet Tooth Squad T-Shirts

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I'll be back tomorrow for the other twelve flavors.'

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

Dogs and Cake

"You're losing your everything."

"There's no cake underneath all those candles, is there?"

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'Hey, honey bun!'

'The boss just chewed me up and spit me out...'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Bake-a-thon.

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Dieting is for losers.

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

'These are the very best Halloween bat cupcakes I have ever seen, Alice!'

"We shouldn't have sugar, wine, beer, cake...we may not live longer but it sure will feel as if we do!"

Dessert Storm Veteran

IRS Taking Candy From A Baby

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

'You finish those veggies or you get no pud.'

'I appear to have underestimated the appetite of the modern child...'

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"