Sweet Tooth Captain T-Shirts

'After pieces of eight mints'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

Dogs and Cake

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Dieting is for losers.

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

Dessert Storm Veteran

"You're losing your everything."

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

The best baker in Bath!

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

Don't binge and drive.