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Pirates of the Carob Bean. Hand over all your chocolate substitute ingredients!

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'

"For the trip, I also got us two of each kind of donut."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Too much sugar."

"Ninja bread men"

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Layer cake

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."