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Dessert Golf

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Too much sugar."

"Ninja bread men"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

'He made an excellent jelly.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

His Her Cakes

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Ice Cream Dreams.

Layer cake

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."