Sweet Tooth Captain Pillows

'After pieces of eight mints'

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

The GPC has written to ministers about how children can be more involved with the NHS

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"I like coming to Grandma's House Daddy. . . It always smells like chocolate chip cookies!"

Dogs and Cake

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

'Anyone else seeing a pattern here?'

'Do we have enough money for sweets yet?'

Dieting is for losers.

"I told you you'd ruin your appetite if you filled up on candy!"

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Dessert Storm Veteran

"You're losing your everything."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"

"Hey Mom... we're all out of junk food!"

A well-balanced meal to a kid is a candy bar in each hand.

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'I'd like you to remove my sweet tooth, please.'

"I need to lay off those seven birthday cakes a year."

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"My name is bunny, and I'm a chocoholic."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

The best baker in Bath!

"Then we agree! We will start our new year's resolution to lose weight in 365 days!"

"It just isn't Halloween unless you push your body to the brink of diabetes."

How their relationship began...

Did anyone tell you you're a great cook?

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

"I recommend the marshmallow. It's very filling."