Sweet Tooth Hero Pillows

'I'm afraid you've got diabetes.'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Can I give you a slice of the action?

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

'Hey, honey bun!'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Candy Corn Dracula

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

American Pastry

Bake-a-thon.

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

"What do you eat for anxiety?"

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

'Bon Bons Away!'

"Touch that and you're a dead man."

'I don't mind if I spill vegetables, but I hate it when I spill dessert.'

Dieting is for losers.

"Can't they compromise and sell candy apples?"

"Tonight, you're dessert!"

"Sorry, kid, the nutrition nannies threatened to shut me down if I didn't change from chocolate to tofu Easter eggs."

"You know, if lima beans, cauliflower and broccoli tasted like candy and ice cream, we wouldn't have to go through this every night!"