Sweet Tooth Entertainer Pillows

Candy Corn Dracula

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

American Pastry

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Giant Birthday Cake

Dieting is for losers.

Cake Writer's Block

Citizen Cane...

"I have a really bad habit of beating myself up...and my addition to sweets is not helping matters."

"Hang on - this one's a Malteser!!"

Ferrero Rocker

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

Doomed Food Group

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

Gossip

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

Gingerbread House

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

"I smell Toffee."

On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood

"I don't need the key. I'm choco-literate."

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."