Sweet Tooth Entertainer Pillows

Candy Corn Dracula

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

"Don't try the candied yams and sweet peas, turns out they are vegetables."

American Pastry

Snowman wife to husband eating ice cream: 'Remember what the diabetes counselor said, Hal - you are what you eat.'

Dieting is for losers.

Giant Birthday Cake

Cake Writer's Block

Citizen Cane...

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

When I see you I turn to jelly!

Ferrero Rocker

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

'A rodent Jelly Cake! Thanks Mum and Dad!'

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

"Yippee. . . no more dieting!"

'I'm putting my husband's card in the bag too... he's a Dentist.'

Doomed Food Group

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Wordilly Durdillies - 'The Swedes that you can eat between meals...

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

Gingerbread House

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

"Do you carry any healthy snack options?"

"I don't need the key. I'm choco-literate."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"I smell Toffee."

On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood