Sweet Tooth Storyteller Pillows

'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Ice Cream Dreams.

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

A dog at the bakery.

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Mouse with a cat cake.

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."