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'It's more of a draw for the kids than the old gingerbread house.'

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Picking pastries.

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

A dog at the bakery.

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

Mouse with a cat cake.

"D'you remember caramel before it all became 'salted?'"

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"And would sir and madam like to start with the dessert menu?"

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."