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"I don't care what it says on the 'Chocoholics' website..."

Lady of the Cake.

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

Any time is cake o'clock

Ice Cream Surgeon

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Too much sugar."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

Picking pastries.

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Layer cake

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

His Her Cakes

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass