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'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

Dieting is for losers.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

His Her Cakes

Layer cake

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

Our visit to the flan factory.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."