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'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

Dieting is for losers.

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

Ice Cream Surgeon

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

'Are you made of sugar?'

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

Layer cake

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"