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'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

'More custard please.'

Lady of the Cake.

Any time is cake o'clock

Their marriage in jeopardy, Strawberry Shortcake and Billy Bob Banana Bread seek therapy.

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Ice Cream Surgeon

Fat Kid 10- Eats an ice-cream

"Who ordered the double chocolate parfait with a cherry on top?"

'Are you made of sugar?'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Too much sugar."

"Tia Carmen, is it okay if my study group meets here tomorrow?"

'He made an excellent jelly.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

'The doctor's gonna have to wire your mouth shut for a month... but guess what! If you're brave, I'll give you this lollipop when he's done!'

"Mom probably wouldn't buy us one, but you have to learn to make your own choices, Dad."

Layer cake

"I'd kill for a fresh fruit fritter."

In case of Emergency: Break Glass

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

Joe's Kaff for Dinners! And Afters Too!

Peter Pan, the Utensil that Never Grew Up

"5 chocolate brownies, 3 banana muffins, 4 caramel cookies and one cappuccino - skinny."

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

Ice Cream Dreams.

"The rolling wheels...the ringing bells...signal the deliciousness of summer."

Do you have any cookies you aren't using?

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."