Sweet Tooth Sailors Gifts

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

"Ninja bread men"

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Ice Cream Dreams.

Our visit to the flan factory.

His Her Cakes

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

Cupcake Excitement Scale

A dog at the bakery.

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Mouse with a cat cake.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."