Sea-loving Sweet Tooth Gifts

The Baking Sirens

"The menu just says fried fish, but may I give you a more compelling, surprisingly lyrical description?"

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

Bite out of fishing pier.

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Mac's Bait and Sushi Shop

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

The Jolly Green Giant Squid

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Do you want me to get the fish bone out, or not?'

"What do you suggest...the tuna fish or the peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich?"

Selfish shellfish - 'You kids share your food and stop being shellfish!'

'Why do I need to clean the fish? -- Didn't you just take them out of the WATER?'

"Out with the old fish, in with the new."

"Still, you've got to admit our being swallowed by a fish has its humorous aspects!"

"How's the salmon?"

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"No, my consomme was perfect, but my husbands calamari is a little underdone."

'Diver caught scallops - is that a description of what happened or a compound adjective'

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'