Sweet Tooth Sailors Mugs

'Jam roly-poly, treacle tart, ice cream... We're in luck, it's a dessert island.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

Any time is cake o'clock

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

"Oh, boy, hard-core sugar!"

"Ninja bread men"

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Picking pastries.

'I'm going to make a batch of my ginger biscuits.'

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

Cupcake Excitement Scale

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

'I don't think we're devoted to the Lord. I think we're devoted to dessert.'

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"