Sweet Tooth Warrior Mugs

"I'll need you to sign this binding agreement that you acknowledge you said no, you didn't want any dessert, and that you give up all claim to mine."

'My parents are giving up desserts for Lent, so I'm balancing the family diet by giving up vegetables.'

Heavy man wants the cake and Edith too.

Health food.

"I'm starting a new diet today. Let's go out for ice cream to celebrate."

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"A flake? I told you I'm on a diet."

'Mr. Dobbs, this organizer is for your pills, not for different colors of M & M's.'

Blinkered Walk Past the Cake Shop.

"Cut down on the sweet stuff."

"I'm afraid the chocolate cake puts you over the calorie cap."

"You wanna piece o' me? Huh? HUH?!"

"There is some evidence that flavonoids in chocolate can have some health benefits but I'm not able to prescribe Easter eggs on the NHS."

"Stop it!"

"Beans count as healthy vegetables but jelly beans don't? Not faaaiiir!!!"

"A bunch of kids next door are going berserk with a baseball bat! Call 911. I'm losing candy fast!"

"Someone told me that it might be 'World stuff your face full of chocolate day'."

"Ninja bread men"

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Weight Loss Clinic: Break glass in case of emergency.

"Stupid, stupid child-proof candy wrappers!!!"

"Stop or I'll tase you!"

'Keep your eyes straight ahead and you can make it!'

'This diet is killing me! -- Last night I dreamed that I ate Willy Wonka!'

'Dessert be gone.'

I LOVE CHOCOLATE! GET USED TO IT!

'Of course it's cold, madam! Ice cream is meant to be cold.'

'Directives from the government, meetings with the union, disputes with suppliers - it's getting more and more difficult to make bubble gum these days.'

'Bon Bons Away!'

Revenge is sweet and goes straight to the hips.

This Dynamic high-powered team of does and decision makers reaches and screeches to a halt in front of its most difficult obstacle of the year.

"You don't have to worry about my teeth. Bucky Sims talked me out of my candy."

(Cursing symbols), You're right! There should be a LOT more of us!

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.