Sweet Tooth Soldiers Prints

Cathy hires an armed guard to help with her diet.

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

Picking pastries.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

"Ninja bread men"

"I'm not eating cookies before dinner. I'm having cookies for dinner!"

All bets are off as Round One begins in the "Dollars versus Donuts" World Championship title fight.

"That's not you talking, Justin, that's the sugar talking."

Craft Donuts vs. Craft Beer

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

'The ones with the teethmarks are the had centers.'

'4 Jello desserts - and, for the love of God, please make them all the same color.' (at restaurant with three kids)

A dog at the bakery.

'The Ambassador will not be pleased, Madame.'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"We serve danishes because that's just how I roll!"

"Lemon 'merengue' pies"

'Bless this food we are about to receive, all except the broccoli. Bless the apple pie twice.'

"My parents won't allow sugar in the house, so I've had to learn about it on the street."

"Only 35% CACAO? I'll have to eat TWICE as much then!"

"The mint on the pillow was nice, but I'd prefer a chocolate fudge brownie."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

Baking

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'

"If a fruit doesn't have a lolly flavour, is it a real fruit?"

Sandy Floss

The price of chocolate has gone through the roof!

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

A man comes home to his gingerbread house where his wife offers him cream soda.

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilty by reason of a sugar buzz.'

Dogs and Cake

"I'm trying to hide Easter Eggs, and he thinks we're playing fetch."

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'