Sweet Tooth Soothsayer Mugs

'In this aisle I'm a real fortune teller - I 'NO' all.'

Sweet surprise.

Secret sweetie drawer...

"Well, maybe you want crackers Mum, but frankly, given the choice, I would prefer chocolate cake..."

"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'Lucky for us, there's a sucker born every minute.'

'She's dealing multiple prescriptions. This is the 3rd pharmacy today where she got these highly addictive Chocolate Bits.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"Your call is important to us, but not as important as this delicious cream donut with chocolate sprinkles that I'm about to eat..."

Candy Corn Dracula

"When it comes to what you eat, this healthy plate simply can't compete, with something sweet!"

Cake Writer's Block

Giant Birthday Cake

"But we already had sex."

Using soft caramel as cavity wall insulation in a gingerbread house.

"We make all our cupcakes with love, which is way cheaper than real vanilla."

'Mom, I swear it wasn't me! I didn't touch the cookies!'

"It's not fair that ice cream melts, but broccoli doesn't."

"Mr. Boyd, are you charged with stealing from Bob's bakery. How do you plead?"

'Surely you're not going to believe everything you see!'

"Hey! Wait a minute! We can't reach the doorbells!"

"They've checked the DNA and it's gingerbread."

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'This box usually yields one or two sensible suggestions,four or five stupid ideas,ten to twenty immoral suggestions and several hundred candy wrappers.'

'Keep an eye out for the cookie police.'

Sugar Maple: Regular/Calorie-Reduced

Doomed Food Group

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

'It's worth a try. I heard dad say there are thousands of cookies in this computer!'

"These are just as good as, if not better than, jelly beans."

"My doctor said I need to get much more rest so I'm going to eat enough sweets to go into a diabetic coma."