Sweet Tooth Whisperer Mugs

Cake Writer's Block

Doomed Food Group

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

American Pastry

Candy Corn Dracula

Dieting is for losers.

Giant Birthday Cake

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Ferrero Rocker

When I see you I turn to jelly!

Cake!

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Gingerbread House

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

'Did you bring chocolates? They put him in a good mood.'

"You've got tough questions and you want answers. Or do you really want. . . Candy?!!"

You certainly throw around a lot of sweet nothings. What can I say? The price is right!

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood