Sweet Tooth Whisperer Mugs

Cake Writer's Block

Doomed Food Group

"Who let the dog get into the chocolate?"

Pretty girls listen patiently. They know you'll soon get tongue-tied and won't be able to talk anymore.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

'This exotic dessert I make is guilt-free. I already burned all the calories running around finding the ingredients!'

'... Of course, I had to train for this job. I went to sundae school.'

Candy Corn Dracula

American Pastry

Giant Birthday Cake

Dieting is for losers.

'Did anyone ever tell you that you look lovely under the glow of these energy saver lights?'

Ferrero Rocker

When I see you I turn to jelly!

'Ok cup cake looks like its time to meet your maker.'

Cake!

'What filling do you want?' 'Chocolate.'

"You look so beautiful. Twinkling in the moonlight."

"Fred? Can you help me? I'm really in a jam."

'The best thing about Ann's Aerobics, is it's location.'

"You have your choice of two vegetables...carrot cake or pumpkin pie."

"You say the nicest things. . . and perfectly sober as well."

Rescued, at last, from quinoa

'Expensive wine, long-stem roses, imported candies...wasn't our argument about MY spending habits?'

"I'm doing this for you, my loves."

Gingerbread House

'Yes, they do contain e-numbers - But they're e-numbers that make you feel amorous!'

'The roof was just re-frosted last year. And did I mention these custom peppermint windows?'

'Did you bring chocolates? They put him in a good mood.'

"You've got tough questions and you want answers. Or do you really want. . . Candy?!!"

"I know I shouldn't, but I've got such a sweet tooth."

"It says here that sixty percent of women prefer chocolate to sex."

"They were not the tastiest mints the swine had eaten, but they kept casting them before him, so he kept on eating them."

"I don't get it. Mom's stupid vegetables are growing but the gumdrops I secretly planted haven't done anything."

On Line At The Fountain Of Adulthood