Squash Seeker Gifts

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

Bring your own inflatable.

The one that got away

"Bigfoot"

Myths and legends...

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'Gasview Hotel' - 'Dinerview Gas' - 'Motelview Diner' - 'Hiwayview Suites'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Of course it's high in protein. Just look at this!'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Artist Misses the Point

Dog Philosophy

'Bad mistake to order the sushi.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

The doctor says I have man flu. - 'Did he give you any medicine?' - 'No. He said I should 'make the most of it'' - 'Eh?' - 'I feel soooo ill. Can you get me a sandwich?' - 'Gah!! Men are ridiculous' -

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

Bomb's Away

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

Face painting vs bottom painting

Swimming

"Everyone has to start somewhere."

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'