Sasquatch Seeker Gifts

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Aha! - how do I know you're not a Sasquatch wearing a HUMAN mask..?

"Bigfoot"

The one that got away

Try me/try me/try me...

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Zoo animals.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Dolphin

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Whiplash..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"I spy something blue."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."