Sasquatch Scout Gifts

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

"Bigfoot"

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'Some scout he is!'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Stealth fighter fly over.

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

"I'm off to the sales!"

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Nurse to impaled patient: 'You the tossed salad accident?'

Unnecessary alarm company

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

"You know what, this looks like an owl pellet. We shouldn't linger, this is not a safe place..."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

'A basketball scout wants to talk to the prisoner.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

Virtual Reality Experience. Go ahead without me and tell me all about it later --- I'll get my virtual reality vicariously.

Aha! - how do I know you're not a Sasquatch wearing a HUMAN mask..?