Sasquatch Admirer Gifts

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Love at First Sight

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"I love this time of day."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Bigfoot"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Squirrel on the beach

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

No, I don

"Charming, absolutely charming."

You are what you eat!

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Danth battle?

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

ATM withdrawal

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."