Sasquatch Admirer Pillows

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Love at First Sight

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"I love this time of day."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"This'll be a cut and dried, no-drama procedure. Unless any squirrels show up, in which case all hell's gonna break loose."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Squirrel on the beach

You are what you eat!

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Danth battle?

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

ATM withdrawal

"If we're musketeers, why can't we just shoot people? with muskets?"

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."