Sasquatch Scout Pillows

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

"Because he's illiterate. That's why I have to read to him all the time."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'I see the SAGA talent scouts are here.'

"Quiet? I'd even read for the understudy part for someone who is between engagements."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Sign the contract first kid, then you get the sweets!"

Stealth fighter fly over.

Children playing with scissors in the nursery

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"I'm off to the sales!"

'For heavens sake Gordon, just get in, you're embarrassing us.'

"The big bucks are in pro sports. So instead of doing your homework, get out there and shoot some hoops!"

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

Nurse to impaled patient: 'You the tossed salad accident?'

Ask Me About My Big Feet

Unnecessary alarm company

Climbing Mount Rushmore

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

"It's the latest in backpacking supplies. Just add water!"

Boy shows digging dog a Dig Safe sign.

"You know what, this looks like an owl pellet. We shouldn't linger, this is not a safe place..."

"Really? So which kid are you scouting for your team?"

'A basketball scout wants to talk to the prisoner.'

"This kid soccer league is getting pretty serious."

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

Aha! - how do I know you're not a Sasquatch wearing a HUMAN mask..?

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'