Sea Scout Pillows

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

'The Torch Holder'.

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Scouts made this for me

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

Dolphin

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'