Sea Scout Pillows

Captain Ahab chases a protester.

Support Group for a Good Problem

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

"Let's hear some of that scout master wisdom now, sir!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Building a Shelter

'Listen Sonny, I don't want or NEED to get to the other side!'

'Well, Scout Smith, escort the little old lay across the street.'

"Sorry, but I don't know how to tie a Reef Knot. Give me a simple project, like building a computer."

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

'We don't know what it is but it was in the sale so we thought we'd better get one before they sold out.'

'The Torch Holder'.

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

A salute of scouts

Scouts made this for me

"I'm two weeks away from my Pilates badge."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"How much did it cost to have your ears pierced?"

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Boy scout replaces Atlas during Bob-a-Job Week.

Dolphin

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

'Eddy! Can you check that recall list on the toy website again to see if this swing is included?'

Pirate dogs burying bones.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'