Sasquatch Hunter Gifts

"At last - the lair of the Bigfoot!!"

"Bigfoot"

Pointing.

Myths and legends...

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

Champagne at the hunt

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Here they come, Ben, look alive now!'

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

'Sure, long waits don't bother you. You've served time.'

'Every weekend he's off hunting with his buddies! I never see him!!!'

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 1

Dog Philosophy

The search for Bigfoot has a beakthrough.

"What makes you think I have buck fever?"

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

A cheap day's hunting. - No. III.

'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'

Hunting Out of Season

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'I want some shoes that squeak.'

"Hunting? My paw called it redneck doomsday target practice."

Caution. Slow drivers ahead searching for snakes on the road.

"AWW! We ALWAYS do a scavenger hunt!"

'Call me crazy, Earl, but I get the feeling those ducks were expecting us!'

Huntsman preparing to jump over a river

"Turns out the biggest mistake a hunter can make is sleeping with the wife of the town's only taxidermist."

"I'll trade you a banana peel and an apple core for two fish heads."

"Arr...Here must be the spto where the treasure's buried! Start diggin'!"

"I always feel like I'm missing something."