Sasquatch Enthusiasts Gifts

"I always feel like I'm missing something."

"The Englishman goes to the beach once a year to shed his skin."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Hey, wait a minute! Isn't that our TV cable?"

"And if all else fails, wave your arms frantically."

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

In case of overcrowding in the ER break glass.

"I realize your steak was tough but you didn't have to make such a stink about it."

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"I'm here to join the riot squad: you see, I have a natural ability to disperse crowds. . ."

"Remember, son, you can be anything you want to be...except for maybe an aroma therapist."

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"Well, as a matter of fact, no, you didn't tell us you kept exotic pets when you sold us the house!"

"What happened to my piece of cake?"

"Hang on a minute! This is not for us: he's bought himself a pet rat!"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'Don't chew your food.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

The Power of Positive Stinking

Snakes Return To Ireland

'Out of the blue, my Master is now obsessed with having me sit, shake hands and rollover...'

At night - snake charmer.

"No offense."

"We can stop the bombardment - the castle surrendered."

'We're looking for someone who can think on their feet.'

'There's another solicitor here. Do you wanna' handle this one?'

Snake chases 'snakeoil' salesman.