Sasquatch Seeker Mugs

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'You realize I'm going to have to charge you double?'

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Aha! - how do I know you're not a Sasquatch wearing a HUMAN mask..?

The one that got away

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Try me/try me/try me...

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

Zoo animals.

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

Dolphin

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Whiplash..."

"Your food line is nice and long, and - oh, my - your squirrel line is all over the place."

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'

"We're luckier than most people..."