Shark Seeker Gifts

"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Dolphin

Man indignant at having caught no fish

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"I spy something blue."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"No, I don't recycle."

"That's way out of my price range..."