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"Worms? Look, pal, if you want to catch a shark, you need to use the right lure."

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Bigfoot"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

Myths and legends...

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Well, looks like Bob has hooked another baby kraken."

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

Man indignant at having caught no fish

Dolphin

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

'Come on, come on! Bite! Oh, man... He's looking right at it!!'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

"I spy something blue."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

'This is my new boat. I finally succumbed to pier pressure.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

"Do you get the feeling we're being watched?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Still Lives: 'I just need to think of one bright idea and I'll be made for life!'

"Are you willing to relocate?"

"We're luckier than most people..."

"Mum, Mum, can we go to the beach to play in the surf?"

'Sorry I'm late'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

"If we weren't married this would be romantic."

"It's your mother calling."