Whale Seeker Gifts

"Can't we just go after sailfish...?"

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

Beach con-man.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

Easter Island is still a tourist site after the oceans rise due to global warming.

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"Well Earned Vacation"

Japanese Whaling

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

"We're here to recharge our batteries."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby