Whale Hunter Gifts

'The whaling crews stopped coming here years ago - why do you ask?'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

'Thar she blows!'

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"It's really the black whale I hate, but I didn't want to appear racist."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"At times I wonder what I've done with my life that makes me worth being saved."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Objection, Your Honor! Alleged killer whale."

"Mind the whale, dear."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"Technically, it's a mammal."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

'Hey, Charlie, have we got good news for you!'

"It's a new year, and I have a brand new attitude. Which way is it to San Diego Sea World?"

"Matthew, did we agree to adopt a whale?"

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

Japanese Whaling

"What's remarkable is that just last week he was lying despondent on the beach."

"See what happens when you go swimming after eating!"

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

"Ever get the feeling you're being watched?"

Ishmael's First Day on the Pequod was Full of Surprises: "A harpoon!? Don't you practice catch and release?"

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

Fishing Boat Derby

"Aye, 'tis the elusive Moby Dick!"

"He's a keeper!"