Whale Chaser Gifts

Ahab would never find Moby now. In his stolen canoe, the whale was free of harpoons forever.'

"I've been on this case for fifteen weeks now,Captain Ahab...you're not going to find a great white whale in Brooklyn."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

Dog's kite's tail is wagging.

"Mind the whale, dear."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'It's true what they say, you really can hear the sea in these things!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Technically, it's a mammal."

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

Surfing koala.

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'What's amazing is that I only threw one stick.'

A smiling cyclist

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"I told him we needed more string."

Fish or Cut Bait

"Perhaps if you guys just swam along behind us for a while."

'...I said we've been marooned.'

Sperm Whale.

Japanese Whaling

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

"WOW...this new bike has great acceleration!"

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I'd like to have my teeth scrimshawed without being, you know, harpooned."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...